STOP Punching Trees! (Minecraft)
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🗓️ 7 April 2023
⏱️ 13 minutes
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Summary
There are a ton of interesting things in Minecraft, but one that stands out to me is the fact that to cut down a tree you PUNCH IT! You punch a tree! How does Steve not break his hand? Loyal Theorists, I want to find out if you can really cut down a tree with only your FISTS and not injure yourself... too bad. Don't try this at home Theorists, let me do it for you!
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| 0:00.0 | The Oh, I'm going to Hello internet. Welcome to Game Theory. The show that's been around since |
| 0:41.4 | before Minecraft was released. |
| 0:44.0 | Kind of. |
| 0:45.0 | If you time travel back to the first ever game theory episode, |
| 0:47.0 | which is coincidentally about the time travel game Kronot Trigger, |
| 0:50.0 | you'll notice that the upload date is April 18th, 2011. |
| 0:53.6 | More than half a year earlier than November 18th, |
| 0:56.9 | 2011, the date of Minecraft's 1.0 release. |
| 1:00.4 | Now, of course, earlier developmental builds |
| 1:02.4 | of classic Minecraft were released as early as 2009 |
| 1:05.2 | so you know the show isn't that old but still we're older than dirt or at least |
| 1:09.9 | Minecraft's 8-bit pixelated dirt. Anyway, the reason I'm waxing nostalgic |
| 1:14.2 | about the early days of game theories |
| 1:15.6 | because today we're going back to Game Theory Classic. |
| 1:18.9 | Not in terms of the bad audio quality |
| 1:20.8 | and awkward Photoshop slide shows of yesteryear, but in terms of subject matter. |
| 1:25.0 | Compared to where it first began, game theory has evolved a lot as a show, |
| 1:29.0 | becoming much more about solving the mysteries of game lore, |
| 1:31.0 | mostly because that's what you all told me that you like the best and lately on the channel that's what we've been doing with the Minecraft series |
| 1:37.1 | unravelling the mysteries of the enderman the lost discs the origins of the wither and connecting it all back to an ancient race of master builders. |
| 1:44.6 | But today I wanted to do a throwback of sorts to that earlier period of game theory. |
| 1:49.3 | One that simply asks the question, is that stupid, ridiculous video game thing actually possible in real life |
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