Stop Making This Recipe WRONG | Cash the Ticket
Cash The Ticket
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🗓️ 15 October 2024
⏱️ 9 minutes
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Valenti gives out his recipe for something that restaurants have been making wrong for years. Download the latest episode of Cash the Ticket today.
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| 0:00.0 | Cash the ticket's presented by fan duel. We have a |
| 0:02.5 | recipe, we have a mail bag. What do you want to do first? |
| 0:05.1 | Because I see next to the recipe, stop making this simple recipe wrong, |
| 0:09.9 | blank without shitting your pants. |
| 0:13.0 | I mean it's the truth. |
| 0:15.0 | Do you want the fall recipe now that we're in some cold weather? |
| 0:18.0 | Yeah, let's do it. |
| 0:19.0 | Okay, so you've seen this become a really popular thing, and a lot of it has to do with like every restaurant they can't cook work shit |
| 0:27.2 | They add this to the menu because it's easy to make but you're causing people to poop yourself the The spicy Riggies, which is really just vodka sauce. Have you have |
| 0:37.2 | you indulged in this? You know every every Tom Dick and Harry goes to New York City thinks that |
| 0:42.3 | Carbone is a good restaurant |
| 0:43.6 | when it's not. It's just some a-lister joint where the food is highly mediocre. |
| 0:47.8 | The point is, ooh, the spicy riggies. And it's like, yeah, great, every recipe I see you idiots making, you're going to shit your brains out. Are you ready for this? |
| 0:58.0 | Yes. Okay. The reason people bleep themselves, if you go at vodka sauce at a restaurant or spicy regis it's not the |
| 1:06.3 | little bit of cracked you know colabry and chili in there it's the fact that these |
| 1:10.3 | restaurants are using tomato paste and heavy cream. No actual sauce. Do you |
| 1:17.3 | understand what tomato paste and cream is going to do to your gastric system? It is that, you know, call Aaron Rogers. |
| 1:24.3 | Who needs Ava Vassana? |
| 1:25.8 | I'll just have spicy riggies and just blow out |
| 1:28.7 | like a fire hydrant. |
| 1:30.1 | So here's, this is, you can have this ready in 15 minutes for your favorite football game. |
| 1:34.3 | It's really that simple dead serious. Okay. You got to ditch the tomato paste. We're not using tomato paste |
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