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Good Sunday morning and welcome back to WSHIT. I am Father Moldoon. Each Sunday I like

to bring you a little bit of what we're teaching the children in our Bible study here at St.

Krabapple Parish. I think it's so important that we have transparency, especially with our

young Nintendo children. Now I've invited Sister Mary Holy Roller to talk to our children

about God's love, a pure love between friends. Listen in now as the sisters with the children.

Because when they hold each other really close and give a long kiss and a warm hug, they

tell each other that they're beautiful and everything like that. They also have a bit

of a laugh because they are the best of friends. And then something happens. In a very short

time, because they're so close, the man feels his penis becoming erect, that's straight,

hard. And the sperm coming down into it, like it did when he had a wet dream. Now, Sister,

I'm not entirely sure this is appropriate for our seven to ten year olds. Oh, Lord,

is anybody on the microphone? Can you hear me, Sister Holy Roller? Is there anybody back

at the studio? Oh my Lord, dear God, let's hit the mute box or the button or whatever it

is you do. Hello? Then she has the sperm. In the name of Father O'Dool, cut her off.

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