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Hello, I've got my voice down very low and I'm hiding in the bedroom

because as I'm sure you've all heard I've moved back from Brussels to London

to my partner's very small but very nice, one bedroom flat

and he's already asked a few times if I could keep the noise down

it's going to be quite tricky. Anyway, I better head to the office so I can raise my voice

for tonight's newscast. Sorry, Pete.

The coronavirus newscast from the BBC.

What is this virus? How does it spread? How do we protect ourselves and our loved ones?

I got some test results back for coronavirus and it came back positive.

We're just kind of trying to feel our way into this new normal.

Well, I must level with you, level with the British public,

more families, many more families are going to lose loved ones before their time.

Relax, we're doing great, it all will pay us.

Hello, it's Adam Fleming at Westminster.

And, all right at Westminster.

And Fergus Walsh at New Broadcasting House.

In a very well lit cupboard, by the looks of things.

But I've got a studio all to myself.

You could self-isolate here, I tell you.

You might have to. Just don't speak too soon.

You might have to. Are we sitting, I think we are sitting

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