Yo, welcome in everybody to the Robert Gucci show, also known as the Bob Gucci show. Thank you for listening. Thank you for just taking the time out of your day to click on this fucking shit and listen to it. It's really been a really, it's really been a really. Yeah, that's a good sentence.

Really been a, sorry, I that's a good sentence. Really?

Really?

Sorry, I'm smoking a little a doo-by right now.

I bought these little dubs.

I didn't know this, but they're like little half joints.

And I like it because I don't like getting baked or fucking cooked.

You know what I mean?

Like, I don't want to be hanging out in a living room that's just, there's empty Gatorade

bottles everywhere and fucking Twix wrappers.

Like, you know what I'm saying?

Like, if you get, for me, if you get too far into that stoner life, you're waking

up and there's just Gatorade bottles that are half full and you're like does

gatorade even go bad like what happens if gatorade's not refrigerated can i still drink this

you start buying things like fucking twicks you know how i know that because i did it the other night

i got oh no is my fucking audio not working? Hold on, I got to pause this.

We're good, we're back.

It's just usually the wavelengths on the program.

They're really high, but my mixer broke.

And I had to get a new one, but this one just records a little bit differently.

But anyway, back to talking about how I'm a disgusting fat ass.

Man, I'm just like on DoorDash.

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