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The story, the backstory is, I'm not completely convinced of the backstory, but anyway, the story is that

Musa Ali Sala made a statement about how knowledgeable he is on the earth.

Like he's perhaps the most knowledgeable human being on the earth.

And Allah said there's someone who knows more than you.

And you need to go learn from him.

And he will meet him where the two oceans meet.

So he gets determined to learn now

and grabs this assistant and they go out

to see to find this person that Allah has instructed him to meet. Okay? Yeah.

Say that again? Yeah, it's Hawaii.

No, it's Hawaii. No, it's Hawaii.

No, it's not Hawaii.

It's closer to New Jersey. Uh, no.

Thank God we don't know where this place is.

Thank Allah we don't know where this place is.

You know what would happen if we knew where this place is?

There would be a bunch of Pakistani aunties out there looking for hither.

And then just, you know, punk over my child or, you know, or something.

Thank Allah. you know or something.

Thank Allah that we don't know where this place is. There's a reason some things are kept a mystery in the Quran.

Like for example the wall of Ya Jaju Jaju Jaju Jaju and Madujouge. For God's sake it's not the wall of China.

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