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Bob & Sheri

Stop Acting Like You’re Old (Airdate 3.11.2020)

Bob & Sheri

Now! Media | Bob & Sheri

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.71.8K Ratings

🗓️ 11 March 2020

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

Costco Diamonds.

DoNotTouchYourFace.com

The World is Going Nuts.

Morons in the News.

 

Jim Szoke with Sports Confuse Me.

Stop Acting Like You’re Old.

Australian Family Accidentally Buys $2k in Toilet Paper

 

Talkback Caller: Use a Bandana!

Grandma’s 94th Birthday TikTok

Can You Believe This S***?

A Smurf World Record.

 

The Supermarket Manager is Doing His Job Right.

Fun Doritos Facts.

A Dog is Unhappy About His Diet.

Online Dating.

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0:00.0

Wow. They did not stop talking. It's exhausting. It's the Bob and Cherry show with Bob.

0:07.5

Why don't you give the storytelling arrest and try something else? And Sherry.

0:11.1

She looks like a wooden doll you find in an Eastern European toy shop. And now broadcasting from the palatial Bob and Sherry Studios. It's Bob and Sherry.

0:25.3

So true. So, so uh you like Costco i love Costco i don't i don't go to i go to other stores but i know i've been there and it's

0:30.8

very exciting you know very very exciting somebody just spent you can buy you can buy an engagement ring at Costco. Oh, they have beautiful

0:40.3

diamond rings at Costco. Now, the most expensive Costco diamond ring was last year. Somebody at

0:47.4

Costco spent $400,000 on an engagement ring. And this year, that was just eclipsed by $200,000, at least.

0:59.5

A $600,000 ring?

1:02.1

At Costco.

1:03.0

At Costco.

1:04.0

Costco will not say the exact amount, but they said it was over $600,000.

1:10.1

Wow. Wow.

1:11.0

Dang.

1:11.6

Why do you think somebody would buy it from Costco and not, I don't know, finks, jewelers or

1:18.0

wherever?

1:18.4

Well, I'm going to guess that if it costs, let's say it was $650,000 at Costco, they

1:23.7

probably saved $40,000.

1:25.5

Do you really think so?

1:26.9

Yeah, I do. Yeah. Even on an item like that? Yeah, I really do. Dang. Do you think they got one of those delicious hot dogs while they were there, too? You can get that with a drink for a buck 50. Hey, I drop 600 plus. I better have a free dog. Oh, you want your dog, mom? You better get that.

1:46.8

That's something, though.

1:50.3

You know who I really admire is the bride?

1:56.3

Because the bride hasn't got a puffed up pride thing going, saying, well, I know that the cut in clarity is what I wanted, but it came from Costco.

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