Stoners! We Gotta Boycott Krispy Kreme

Great Moments in Weed History

David Bienenstock

Tv & Film, Comedy, History

4.8 • 659 Ratings

🗓️ 24 August 2022

⏱️ 24 minutes

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Summary

Traditionally, two bitterly oppositional groups love sweet, sweet donuts—cops and stoners. So when news leaked that one of America's most beloved national donut chains is lobbying to prevent cannabis legalization, our hosts sprung into inaction by calling for a boycott. We're also asking the cannabis community to help us "high"-light all the great family-run, weed-friendly donut shops we can buy from instead. With a special shout out to Portland's own Voodoo Donuts, which actually makes a donut in the shape of a blunt. GREAT MOMENTS IN WEED HISTORY - LIVE IN PORTLAND ON SEPT 10 Abdullah and Bean will be appearing live at the Helium Comedy Club in Portland, Oregon on September 10th for a live taping of an all-new episode of Great Moments in Weed History. Please grab tickets now, and tell all your friends who live in Oregon to come get high on history with us! PATREON Please support Great Moments in Weed HIstory on Patreon. Supporters get exclusive access to video shows and seshes, plus access to cool rewards like a signed book or signature lighter. And it truly helps us make the best show possible.

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0:00.0	Hey, how's it going, folks? It's Abdullah and Bean.
0:02.9	And welcome back for another episode of Moments in Weed, our companion series,
0:08.3	to great moments in weed history, in which we talk about current events in cannabis.
0:14.9	Isn't that right, Bean?
0:15.9	Yeah, and I am frosted today. I am glazed with rage.
0:21.2	I am powdered up with an insatiable desire for vengeance.
0:26.5	Oh, yeah.
0:27.6	Okay, I'm sensing there's a theme to your rage.
0:31.3	And I'm extremely curious about the glazed and powdered anger vitriol that you're displaying.
0:38.0	What could have possibly happened?
0:40.3	What could have passed you on your news ticker that has upset you so, Bean?
0:44.7	There is a hole in the center of my heart right now, my friend.
0:49.0	And I have a baker's dozen complaints against the company that we all know, and I think a few of us,
0:56.2	including myself, previously loved, and I know this is going to hurt a lot of folks out there,
1:04.6	but it's time to fucking boycott Krispy Kreme.
1:08.3	What? Wait a minute. Okay, look, Like any God-fearing stoner, I have a love for Krispy
1:16.4	Kreme donuts, especially when they're fresh. If you've not had a fresh one, then you don't
1:20.3	know what it's all about. Truly, it is one of the great delights of life, one of the best
1:25.0	stoner snacks of my youth. And yet, here you are telling me that
1:29.7	I can no longer pledge allegiance to the flag of Krispy Cream, to the checkered, red, green, and white
1:37.4	of Krispy Cream. Why so? Why? What have they done to offend cannabis? Well, first, I want to acknowledge, you know, it's a shared love.
1:46.6	I can remember being a young stoner in the Lower East Side of Manhattan the first time somebody pointed out to me that sign, hot now, that actually would tell you when the fresh donuts were coming down the donut line.
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