Welcome to We Are History and as the theme tune plays out and I push my keyboard to one side.

Angela, what are we talking about today?

I'm just chuckling, John, because the way you said, as the theme tune plays out, I thought,

oh, he sounds like Nicholas Parsons.

And then I remember there is a job going there.

Is this your audition?

Thank you for your intervention, Angela, which you enjoyed and will give you an extra point.

So we have got to talk for 40 minutes without interruption, deviation. and we'll give you an extra point.

So we have got to talk for 40 minutes without interruption, deviation or hesitation about Stonehenge.

Stonehenge, that's right.

Now, we made a little bit of a mistake here, didn't we, John?

Because... I was going to have it on time, sir.

It was going to be for the solstice.

We thought we'll do an episode on Stonehenge for the summer solstice.

I can't even say summer solstice.

Summer solstice.

Summer solstice.

That sounds like a terrible disease.

But, yeah, unfortunately, that was last week and we're recording it this week.

But, you know.

Yeah, but you know.

A week late, it's not bad for a pair of comedy writers.

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