This is a Glassbox Media Podcast.

Mega is an improvised satire from the staff of a fictional mega-church.

We are here, Lord, we are here, and we're ready to progress.

Hiya, I'm Halle LeBont, and this is Mega, coming to you from Twin Hills Community Church.

Wherever single week, we give our mega-church just a tiny family feel.

We introduce you to members of our church staff, people from our community.

I think it is a treat, and it is a treasure.

Well, per usual, I'm joined by my co-host, he's the youth pastor for our high school ministry,

called Climax. Please welcome Greyhaz.

Hey, Halle. His rod and staff, they comfort me.

Oh, Greyh, you okay?

You know, it's been a pretty challenging week in my personal life, Halle, to be honest.

I'm not sure if I've mentioned it before, but my friend Climax and Benjamin.

Climax and Benjamin? Yeah, he was assaulted.

Oh, my goodness. What happened?

Well, I think I've, you know, Clay, he is...

He's a Christian, I guess, in, you know, I've just been working on him for years,

and sometimes I like to say he's a, you know, a seno or a Christian in name only.

And he went on a trip last weekend with a bunch of his fraternity brothers

from Alpha Chi Omega, from Ohio State, or sorry, the Ohio State University.

And they went to Pensacola, Florida, and yeah, he, I guess he got a very drunk

and was assaulted by his fraternity brothers.

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