Stolen Sausage Submarine

Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler

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Comedy

4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 1 July 2025

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Kurt and Scotty talk about how the Chinese police corgi stole sausage from a child, a man flees police using submarine and noisy hungry frogs ruin farmer's life!

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0:00.0	This is exactly right.
0:06.7	Scotty.
0:08.8	Curti B, I'm ready to laugh and laugh and laugh.
0:12.1	China's first corgi police dogs in trouble again.
0:15.3	Uh-oh, what did he do this time?
0:16.6	He stole a sausage from a child.
0:18.7	Classic dog stuff.
0:20.1	That's it. All right, well, guard your weanies. Classic dog stuff. That's it.
0:22.1	All right, well, guard your weanies.
0:23.3	We're getting into a brand new episode of Doggone and it's bananas.
0:30.0	If I said something that flipped your world on its head, would you believe me?
0:38.3	If I did blow your mind to a zillion pieces, would you believe me?
0:46.7	Driving me bananas, baby, bananas, banana, nana.
0:51.0	Driving me bananas, baby, bananas, banana, nana. Guys, gals, non-binary-pani-pals, baby, bananas, banana, nana, hey.
0:55.5	Guys, gals, non-binary pals.
0:57.1	Welcome to bananas.
0:58.5	Hi, Scotty Landis.
0:59.5	How are you?
1:00.3	Very good.
1:01.0	How are you, Kurti B?
1:02.7	I'm not bad.
1:04.2	We're just both admiring the, there's a little silver on the sides of our heads.
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