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The Smartest Man in the World

Stitches

The Smartest Man in the World

Greg Proops

Comedy

4.62.5K Ratings

🗓️ 29 December 2022

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

Live from the Punchline Comedy Club in San Francisco, Greg cracks on Cleveland, Christmas and Chaney.

Transcript

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0:00.0

If you've never been to a comedy show before some of the people here I think I

0:04.3

surprised by talking to them. You know how awful human interaction can be in

0:12.3

public. If you haven't ever been to a comedy show this is your first one or you've

0:22.0

never been to a podcast before. I just want to remind you that they're all

0:25.2

exactly like this. Every man in America holds the same opinion I do and as

0:32.5

people are like, you'll see how you sarcasm quite a lot. No men in America

0:41.1

hold the opinion that I hold that would be that. The crunks I almost stuck up

0:45.1

right in my eye. It was like good markers turned the lights off so I could come

0:48.5

on stage to that loud music. I was like this is really cool and I was like I can't

0:51.9

see shit. And I thought when you were gonna hear this boogie and then and then

0:59.3

ow fuck. Is there a doctor in the house? And then fuck it. Let's just not call 911.

1:08.3

Yes 911. It's the alternate emergency that you don't call when you don't want to

1:15.3

call. I'm wasting gold here. I really am. We need to start. I was gonna explain the whole thing but I think you know how it works.

1:23.0

Alright Marcus, if you will.

1:25.0

Woo!

1:26.0

Now Ray Bruce!

1:38.4

Alright Harrah lets begin the stopitol.

1:40.4

And then the Smith-Harmony

1:41.8

will be called to be the winner.

1:43.8

We're starting to see the winners

1:45.4

on the Smith-Harmony

1:46.0

to stand for Christmas.

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