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The Bill Simmons Podcast

Stinky Rodgers, Week 1 Overreactions, Guess the Lines, and Parent Corner With Cousin Sal and Jimmy Kimmel

The Bill Simmons Podcast

The Ringer

Sports

4.430.2K Ratings

🗓️ 13 September 2021

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Summary

The Ringer’s Bill Simmons is joined by Cousin Sal to discuss their overreactions to NFL Week 1, including the Packers’ blowout loss to the Saints, the Texans’ surprisingly competitive play in their win against the Jaguars, the Falcons’ flop against the Eagles, and more (2:05). Then Bill and Sal Guess the Lines for NFL Week 2 (37:50). Finally, Jimmy Kimmel joins to discuss a new ESPN documentary he and Sal have been working on about the 1986 Mets season titled ‘Once Upon a Time in Queens’ before they close the show with Parent Corner (1:05:30). Host: Bill Simmons Guests: Cousin Sal and Jimmy Kimmel Producer: Kyle Crichton Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Fantasy Football is back.

0:01.7

You don't want your team to suck.

0:03.7

My favorite fantasy football punishment I've ever heard

0:06.2

is the last place guy had to spend 24 hours in a waffle house

0:09.8

and every waffle he ate was one hour off of his count.

0:12.8

I want numbers. How many did he end up eating?

0:14.7

12 waffles and 12 hours.

0:17.0

I'm Danny Hyphaz.

0:18.2

I'm Danny Kelly.

0:19.2

And I'm Craig Horlbeck.

0:20.2

We host the Ringer Fantasy Football Show

0:22.2

on the Ringer Podcast Network.

0:23.6

To avoid eating 12 waffles in a waffle house,

0:26.0

follow the Ringer Fantasy Football Show on Spotify.

0:30.2

We're also brought to you by Fandals Sportsbook

0:32.0

as well as the Ringer Podcast Network.

0:34.8

Hope you enjoyed the new Ringer gambling show,

0:36.8

Warren Sharp.

0:37.6

There are three days a week.

0:39.3

He's going to be taping with Chris Vernon on Monday.

0:41.8

He's got Ben Solack on Wednesday,

0:44.6

Joe House on Friday.

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