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Who's Tom & Dick

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Who's Tom & Dick

Patrick Mortimer & Martin Weavers

Anxiety, Cancer, Cardiac Arrest, Comedy Interviews, Hospice, Mental Health, Comedy, Stents, Lung Cancer, Heart Disease, Depression, Health & Fitness, Heart Failure, Heart Attack, Breast Cancer

5.0811 Ratings

🗓️ 8 August 2025

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

Send us Fan Mail Season 2 Episode 55 This week, Martin and Patrick are flying solo for a much-needed catch-up. The conversation is wide open—covering Martin’s recent trip to the Royal Marsden, an unexpected encounter with an A&E nurse, and, somehow, a whole trachea of nurses (yes, really). And fear not… Martin’s Joke of the Week is back! Thankfully, he's now armed with a brand-new joke book, courtesy of loyal listener Richard M—who might be gently suggesting the bar needs raising. Tune in...

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0:00.0

You're listening to Who's Tom and Dick, a weekly podcast with your host, Martin Weavers,

0:15.1

fighting states for lung cancer, and Patrick Mortimer, living with heart disease.

0:20.2

Why not grab yourself a cup of coffee?

0:22.4

Sit back and enjoy the chatter as we discuss and share information,

0:26.7

talking about tough subjects and offering help, support and motivation with a positive

0:32.1

mental attitude.

0:35.6

Good morning, Mawton.

0:36.7

How are you?

0:39.0

I'm really, really good. You've just woken me up out of my bed.

0:42.4

I'm sorry about that. But I do hear you've got a little tickle in your throat.

0:46.1

I have got a little tickle in my throat today. Yeah, I had it yesterday as well.

0:50.2

But it hasn't got any worse. So that's okay.

0:54.6

I'm not too bad.

0:56.7

Where do you got that from?

0:58.0

Travelling up on the old train to London?

1:01.4

Yeah, well, it's probably on the tube because you're more sort of jam-packed on a tube, aren't you?

1:08.2

And what did this idiot do?

1:27.9

He forgot his mask. Oh, for Christ. Well, I didn't forget it. It was in the pocket. I just didn't put it on. And that was a busiest day you could have gone as well because the lions were doing their parade down the mall, weren't they? The lionesses were. I don't know about the lions. The lionesses.

1:30.8

I was a bit twung twisted there for a minute.

1:31.0

Yeah.

1:35.2

No, the lionesses were doing their thing down the mouth.

1:40.3

And I must admit, I thought, if my times had worked, I'd have got on a tube and gone across.

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