When there are ghosts that have come from the army or a Phantom of Night that have no honor,

or one that lies dead in the desert or a ghost unburied or a demon or a ghoul,

whatever thou be until thou art annoying, thou shalt find here no water to drink,

thou shalt not stretch or thy hand to arm, into a house enter thou not,

through all things breakthrough, thou not. We are protected that we may be frightened.

Our life you may not steal, that we may be scared to death.

Welcome to Scared to Death, creeps, peepers, robberts and anabels, I'm Dan.

Hi Dan, I'm Lindsay. Hello Lindsay. Hello sir.

Episode 91. 91. 91 straight weeks of terror.

Hey, hey, hey. And look at me, I'm still standing.

You're still standing. Do you, does anybody want to bust into like a mountain-john song?

I'm still standing. After all these years.

Over a hundred hours of singing of a work coming up on two years, that's a lot.

That's a lot. And also like if you are just finding the show now,

I'm just thinking about if I had not had to, but if I were to listen to the show just straight through.

It's a big catalog. It's a big catalog, but also I would be petrified.

I've learned to live with it because it comes in doses now.

It's little waves, but when people are like, I just found it, I've been binging.

I think I don't know if you should do that.

Maybe getting numb to it though when you binge.

I don't think so. When it's just like hour after hour after hour.

No new merch today, but I would like to remind you that if you like a reverent comedy in addition to horror,

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