Still Panicking: How to Have a Non-Traditional Christmas

Nobody Panic

Plosive, Tessa Coates and Stevie Martin

Education, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 933 Ratings

🗓️ 20 December 2024

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

Still Panicking: This week we look back at the best Christmas How Tos, to help guide you through the festive season.

Having a different Christmas this year? Stevie and Tessa look at how to celebrate – or not celebrate – the festive season when it’s not going to be your usual knees-up. Spoiler alert: it’s all about perspective and having the confidence to do what you want. And other things too. Look just have a listen.

Recorded and edited by Naomi Parnell for Plosive.

Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.

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0:00.0	Hello, welcome to Nobody Panic. It's Christmas. Christmas. I want to do my
0:19.1	Marks and Spencer's impression. I mean, I think this is the time.
0:22.7	This is not just a podcast.
0:24.3	This is a nobody panic Christmas podcast.
0:26.5	Great.
0:27.0	This isn't just Stevie.
0:28.5	This is Stevie wearing a Christmas hat.
0:30.4	Why did they stop doing those adverts?
0:31.6	Why did they stop?
0:32.6	They were the best.
0:33.7	Am I wrong in saying the one that everyone remembers?
0:36.6	These are the M&S Christmas Advertis
0:37.9	and if you don't remember them I mean I don't know what to tell you the one where they go
0:41.4	An incredibly sexy lady cut into a Christmas pudding yeah well the implications is that she did
0:46.5	but it could have been anyone and the chocolate fondant yeah oozed out in a way that I've
0:53.4	I've never felt like that before.
0:55.5	No, that's since.
0:56.4	Yeah, no wonder millennials are sexually fucked as well, because...
1:00.4	We are sexually fucked, that is it.
1:01.8	The Marks & Spencer's lady ruined it for us.
1:03.8	Yeah, that was my sexual awakening.
1:04.9	A Christmas pudding.
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