Still No Helicopters on Mars - ZBT #357

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🗓️ 20 April 2021

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Round 1: The life of a farmer in Wales makes all of us look like big ole pussies! Round 2: The Air Force is not gonna let folks have beards because they are big ole sticks in the mud. Round 3: A helicopter took flight on Mars according to reports. I have some serious doubts. Round 4: A woman has shot breast milk out of her armpit. More like armtit if you ask me

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0:00.0	Hey, zero block 30 listeners, you can find us every Tuesday and Friday on Apple podcasts,
0:05.0	Spotify and YouTube. Pride members can also listen ad free on Amazon music.
0:10.0	It's a Tuesday edition here on zero block 30 and today we have four rounds of the magazine.
0:15.5	Round number one, the life of the farmer and whales makes us all look like big old pussies.
0:20.8	Round number two, the Air Force is not going to let folks have beards because there be a big old
0:25.2	stick in the mud. Round number three, a helicopter took flight on the moon and that headline has been
0:31.0	going all over the place. It is bullshit. There's no helicopter on the moon. None, not at a patchy,
0:38.7	nothing. No black hawks, not a single swing and dicked at the CH 53. It was a tiny little micro machine.
0:46.4	Calling that a right brother's moment is an abomination to the Lord. I'm fired up about this
0:51.1	shit. The right brother's moment. Are you kidding me, NASA? Are you kidding me? Round number four,
0:57.2	a woman has shot breast milk out of her armpit, more like arm tit. If you ask me, folks,
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1:13.6	helps me enjoy shows that I've seen a million times. By the way, you know, and shows drastically
1:19.0	underrated on Netflix. Tell me. New girl. Let's go. I mean, I watched that live when it was on
1:29.9	Fox. I guess it was. I think like you were in a studio audience or something. No, no, no, no,
1:34.3	I watched it when it was like actually on not that not I didn't pick it up after the fact, but yeah,
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1:43.5	One hundred and twenty four percent. Yeah. So that's what I can do without the gummies. They got
1:49.4	apparently they got cookies. They got brownies. They got all kinds of stuff coming out.
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