So I see a story about Johnny Depp going to this antique store in Lincolnshire and it's

the Helmswell Antique Center.

He went there this past weekend and apparently the antique shop and Mr. Depp had arranged

for him to come in and do some shopping at the end of the day.

And it was supposed to be a low-key visit.

He bought some guitars and he looked at some other items that the place has.

And he said Mr. Depp is, you know, really down to earth and he was wonderful and it was

just a wonderful low-key thing.

Well after reading this story and I'm thinking, okay, well that's cool, Johnny.

You know, he's out doing a talk about how he has to stay in hotels all the time and

he's bombarded by the paparazzi and you know, he's just trying to be low-key here today.

But in the story, it talks about how he arrived in a helicopter.

Okay, so I want to keep my visit, you know, on the down low.

But I'm going to arrive in a helicopter.

I was going to land in a lot, you know, close to your shop and nobody will know.

It's just low-key visit for me to show up at your antique center.

So don't even worry about it.

Nobody will even know I'm there.

I mean, I didn't realize that Johnny Depp actually had a silent helicopter.

Maybe he does.

Maybe he has a silent helicopter that zips in and zips out and nobody even knows you're

there.

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