Still Buffering: The White Lotus

Still Buffering

Sydnee McElroy

Comedy

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 11 April 2025

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

This week on Still Buffering, we're checking into the luxurious and mysterious White Lotus. Will we survive? Mix up your favorite protein shake and join us as we discover that rich people can have problems too.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Maybe you change your mind too many times.
0:03.0	Over and over again.
0:05.0	Over and over again.
0:25.4	Baby you change your mind for too many times.
0:27.3	Over and over again.
0:34.6	Hello and welcome to Still Buffering, a cross-generational guide to the culture that made us.
0:35.6	I'm Sydney McElroy.
0:39.6	And I'm Taylor Sparrow. Well, Tay,
0:42.0	how's your 401k doing?
0:51.0	One of the few times, I guess, I'm glad I've worked in the food service industry my whole life and have no concept of like savings or investments or I don't know
0:55.9	healthcare like I got nothing to lose I guess you see these posts like oh my dad lost five
1:02.8	million dollars in a deal like your dad had five million dollars kid what's that life about
1:08.0	Charlie had done one of those things are like as a kid like you can put like a couple dollars into thing like to learn about the stock market
1:19.0	So she had like five dollars invested or something and I think she's lost it all. I don't know
1:23.8	Oh no
1:24.6	I know I told her I was like Charlie with her little briefcase and her suit on, staring up with the ticker.
1:31.0	Oh, no.
1:31.6	What am I going to tell the kids?
1:33.1	I've lost it all.
1:35.1	No.
1:35.8	But I mean, it was about time we put tariffs on those penguins, you know?
1:40.8	I can't.
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