Still Buffering: How to Standardized Testing

Still Buffering

Sydnee McElroy

Comedy

4.7 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 13 December 2016

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

As the testing season begins for most high schoolers (including Rileigh), the sisters remember some of their favorite memories of school tests and college-entry tests and try to give their youngest and most stressed out sister some advice. Which seems to include a lot of talk about...power donuts? Music: "Baby You Change Your Mind" by Nouvellas

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0:00.0	And you change your mom,
0:14.0	or too many times, over and over again,
0:18.0	over and over again.
0:20.0	Maybe you change your mom for too many times over and over again.
0:27.0	Over and over again.
0:30.0	Hello and welcome to Still Buffering, a guide to teams through the ages. I am
0:35.5	Riley Smurrell. I'm Sydney MacCroy and I'm Taylor Smurrell. Welcome
0:40.1	Sisters to this day. We made it to this day.
0:42.5	We made it to this day.
0:46.0	To Sunday.
0:47.1	Two weeks from today is Christmas, guys.
0:49.6	Oh, that's true.
0:51.4	Just thought I'd let you know. I didn't realize that. you'd forgotten Sydney. I oh no Riley I didn't get you anything
1:00.5	no presents for me I bought presents for everyone else and I'm out of monies now.
1:06.6	I have no monies for presents for Riley.
1:11.2	I'm going to cut my hair and sell it to buy you a watch chain.
1:15.0	I don't know I bought you a comb and I sold my watch.
1:20.0	These are all crappy presents, dukes.
1:24.0	My dudes?
1:25.0	Don't give anybody hair or watch chains for Christmas.
1:29.0	It's gross.
1:30.0	I don't think she gave him her hair like I think she sold her hair.
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