Still Buffering: How to Shopping

Still Buffering

Sydnee McElroy

Comedy

4.7 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 28 December 2016

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

As the holiday season comes to a close, it's time to think about what the most important thing is to do after you receive all of those lovely, thoughtful holiday presents...return them all. This week the sisters try to determine a set of rules for returning and re-gifting presents from the holidays and realize that Claire's is a never-ending, sacrificial pit of food-shaped earrings and fake glasses. Music: "Baby You Change Your Mind" by Nouvellas

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0:00.0	And you change your mom,
0:14.0	or too many times, over and over again,
0:18.0	over and over again.
0:20.0	Maybe you change your mom for too many times over and over again.
0:27.0	Over and over again.
0:30.0	Hello and welcome to Still Buffering a sister's guide to teams through the ages.
0:35.0	I am Riley Squirrel.
0:37.0	I'm Sidney Mcroy and I'm Taylor Smirl.
0:39.0	Sisters, this is very odd.
0:41.0	I know.
0:42.0	We're all in one room again. We've done this once before perhaps.
0:45.9	Yeah for the holidays. Here we all are face to face.
0:50.6	I don't think I like this. I feel like I can like accurately judge your reaction to my
0:55.4	goops. When you're a tiny box in the corner of my laptop, I can't see your facial
1:01.0	expressions that closely so I just go. but now even right now like I'm seeing how you're reacting to this bit see no I'm thinking we keep you on full screen on our end. Yeah we see all your face. Yeah. Well, I like to like why are we in a little
1:16.3	box is what I'm saying? I like to watch the little wiggly bar that it's a technical term that
1:21.4	lets me know my audio is recording correctly because in the past
1:24.1	there are those times when my wiggly bar goes off crazy and then we lose the whole episode and it's because I was looking at your faces instead of my wiggly bar.
1:30.7	Oh, yeah. I distracted from your wiggly bar. Well I think this is nice. We're all in one
1:38.9	room enjoying beverages together. I mean mainly just soda. You know, the holidays are over.
1:50.3	Well, our holidays. Wow. goodbye holidays.
1:54.0	I'm just saying.
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