Still Buffering: How to Late Nights

Still Buffering

Sydnee McElroy

Comedy

4.7 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 4 October 2016

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

This week, Sydnee and Teylor realize that Rileigh is like an old person when it comes to sleep, which is to say, she loves it and needs to go to bed early and sleep late every day. In order to break her of these habits, the older sisters recount their favorite late night activities, which apparently include minor misdemeanors?

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0:00.0	And you change your mom,
0:14.0	or too many times, over and over again,
0:18.0	over and over again.
0:20.0	Maybe you change your mom for too many times over and over again.
0:27.0	Over and over again.
0:30.0	Hello, welcome to Still Buffering, a sister's guide between
0:34.0	the ages. I am Riley Smurrell. I'm Sidney McElroy, and I'm
0:37.6	Taylor Smurrell. Sisters, this is really weird. I know we're all in the
0:40.6	same room together. I know how I feel about this.
0:42.3	See all your face like all over. I know how I feel about this.
0:43.0	See all your face, like all of them, all two of them.
0:46.8	We have all of Taylor, not just like her head
0:49.5	and then the bust of Abraham Lincoln floating behind her.
0:54.0	Which is gone. I just noticed it's not here anymore.
0:57.0	It was used on the set of a very soon to be very popular television show.
1:01.0	Ooh.
1:02.0	So, yeah, we're all in the same room. We're all in the same place. First time ever. I mean that first time ever ever first I've never been in the same room together all our lives.
1:12.6	Our parents carefully orchestrated that their children would never all be in the same room.
1:18.4	Then we might plot against them?
1:20.3	I've ever been in the same room with Sydney in real life.
1:22.8	Then we may seek to overthrow them.
1:24.4	Is that what Game of Thrones is about?
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