Still Buffering: How to Internet

Still Buffering

Sydnee McElroy

Comedy

4.7 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 1 June 2019

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

We realized in the entire 3+ years of this show that we had NEVER dedicated an entire episode to the entity that is ~the internet~. So we're going deep to examine all those differences between the world pre and post internet, and why did we all take the same typing courses?? Music: "Baby You Change Your Mind" by Nouvellas

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0:00.0	And you change your mind,
0:14.0	or too many times, over and over again,
0:18.0	over and over again.
0:20.0	Maybe you change your mom for too many times over and over again over and over again.
0:30.0	Hello and welcome to Still Buffer, a sister's guide to teens through the ages I am
0:35.7	Riley Smurrell I'm Sydney Macroy and I'm Taylor Smurrell and I'm itchy
0:41.5	This is just gonna be the whole show.
0:43.7	I'm sorry.
0:45.2	How itchy she is.
0:46.2	I can't stop thinking about it.
0:48.3	I don't know what's happening to my body,
0:50.2	but within the past 20 minutes, I'm covered in itch.
0:53.6	I'll tell you what's happening to your body.
0:55.2	What?
0:56.2	Karma.
0:57.2	For what?
0:58.2	For skipping out on the show last week to go to the beach.
1:01.6	Oh no.
1:03.0	Is that really it?
1:04.2	I've never had an allergic reaction before, and now I am.
1:07.4	I don't know it too.
1:09.1	It's an allergic reaction to shirking your duties as a podcaster. That's what happened.
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