Still Buffering: How to Dorms

Still Buffering

Sydnee McElroy

Comedy

4.7 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 17 July 2018

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Our babiest Smirl is moving into her very first dorm in just about three short weeks, so our oldest sisters are giving her the perfect list of dorm essentials so she starts her freshman year in the best dorm possible! Even if she becomes known as the girl who talks about Tetris in Spanish and eats mac and cheese at 2 in the morning, at least Rileigh will have her noodle pot. Music: "Baby You Change Your Mind" by Nouvellas

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0:00.0	And you change your mom,
0:14.0	or too many times, over and over again,
0:18.0	over and over again.
0:20.0	Maybe you change your mom for too many times over and over again.
0:27.0	Over and over again.
0:30.0	Hello, welcome to Still Bufferingering a sister's guide to teams through the ages.
0:35.9	I am Riley Smurrell.
0:36.9	I'm Sidney McElroy.
0:37.9	And I'm Taylor Smurrell.
0:39.9	Well hello sleepy sisters.
0:42.4	Hello.
0:43.5	You both seem sleepy.
0:45.5	I just woke up.
0:47.1	This is not the earliest we've ever recorded.
0:50.3	That's true.
0:51.9	We did record at 6 a.m. a few weeks ago. Yeah. It is 1030. Yeah if it's before noon. I guarantee Riley and I are waking up to record. Yes. That is that is accurate. That makes me sound really
1:04.9	lazy as a new doll. I'm going to reiterate that I have a bartender. I work late
1:08.3	late now. You're nocturnal. Yes. I have a bat. I just can't anymore. I mean not I mean like I could like physically I am I am capable. Oh let me tell you buddy I know how to sleep I have mad I have
1:26.9	Mad sleep powers where I can fall asleep and wake up at a moment's notice anytime
1:31.8	If you're like fall asleep now I'm out. Five cups of coffee
1:35.7	doesn't matter fall asleep. Okay bright room people screaming hardwood floor doesn't matter.
1:40.5	I could I could sleep that's fine. Is that a superpower or is that just because you're sleep deprived?
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