Still Buffering: How to "Cool" Teen Apps

Still Buffering

Sydnee McElroy

Comedy

4.7 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 25 April 2018

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Teens these days are living their lives inside of their apps, and not the delicious kind that you eat before dinner, but the tech kind that live in their phones! So we're consulting the internets and finding what apps adults think teens are into and what apps other teens think teens are into to see who's actually right. Music: "Baby You Change Your Mind" by Nouvellas

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0:00.0	And you change your mom,
0:14.0	or too many times, over and over again,
0:18.0	over and over again.
0:20.0	Maybe you change your mom for too many times over and over again.
0:27.0	Over and over again.
0:30.0	Hello, welcome to Still Buffering, a sister's guide to teen children. Hello welcome
0:33.0	sister's guide to teens through the ages. I am Riley Smurrell.
0:37.0	I'm Sidney McElroy and I'm Taylor Smurrell.
0:40.0	Well welcome sisters to another
0:42.0	another week with me.
0:43.7	With you.
0:44.9	With all of you.
0:47.1	I'm welcoming you to me, I don't know.
0:51.6	Welcome to me. Welcome to me welcome to me everybody welcome
0:56.4	I'm feeling very good I showered today that's great I don't I haven't always managed that on maternity leave. You know you know you know
1:07.4	It's a good thing to do I don't have any babies. It's hard for me to manage that so I totally get you. But things are
1:16.8	things are going well in that department I'm clean. In the shower department
1:20.8	yeah in the shower department I have I have not left the house very much in the last 10
1:28.6	weeks. Mm-hmm. And it's been 10 weeks. 10 weeks today. Wow. Because she's, Cooper's 10 weeks old. So I don't really have much to report. I don't go anywhere, dude. I go to your house, Riley. That's the only place I go.
1:43.4	Is there anything you want to report about my house?
1:45.3	Mom is currently making like buckets of slime with Charlie. So much slime and so many orbies and she will want to bring them to my house and I have forbidden it and
2:00.7	Mom set Charlie down with lunch and couldn't get the mixture right on the slime.
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