Still Buffering: How to College Orientation

Still Buffering

Sydnee McElroy

Comedy

4.7 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 7 August 2018

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Well, the time has come for our littlest sister's final episode still living at home, this time next week she'll be all on her own in her big girl college dorm! In honor of this momentous occasion, we're talking about the (maybe pointless) college tradition of orientation, complete with campus tours and "safety" talks. Music: "Baby You Change Your Mind" by Nouvellas

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0:00.0	And you change your mom,
0:14.0	or too many times, over and over again,
0:18.0	over and over again.
0:20.0	Maybe you change your mom for too many times over and over again.
0:27.0	Over and over again.
0:30.0	Hello and welcome to Still Buffering, sisters guide to teams through the ages. I am
0:35.8	Riley Smurrell. I'm Sidney Mcroy and I'm Taylor Spro. Hello sisters.
0:40.7	Well hello. Hello everyone feeling good this morning? Um, eh. It's a little early for me. Hey listen, this was your your idea dude. I know. I'm fighting the cold so you know he got me out of
0:56.1	bed I I need my rest for my sister oh no mug of their flu I had to had a lot of day quill. I wonder, you know, I have the bottle of day quill, like the liquid stuff, but I don't know who may
1:12.7	just to keep those little caps that you use to measure it.
1:15.9	But I just kind of take a few slugs and I figure that's fine.
1:18.8	Oh no.
1:19.8	No.
1:20.8	How closely do you have to measure that stuff?
1:23.0	No, closer than that.
1:25.0	This is not a one, two, three count.
1:28.0	No, don't do that.
1:30.0	Um...
1:32.0	Well, I don done did it.
1:33.0	So let's go.
1:34.0	So you're hopped up on some sort of synthetic
1:38.0	amphetamine like not really amphetamine.
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