Still Buffering: Clown in a Cornfield (2025)

Still Buffering

Sydnee McElroy

Comedy

4.7 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 7 September 2025

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

It's September which pretty much rounds up to Halloween, so we're starting spooky season and watching Clown in a Cornfield. How can we possibly get Gen Z and Millennials to join forces? By making them realize they have a common enemy, and that enemy is an evil boomer clown. It works on many levels really.

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0:00.0	Maybe you change your mind too many times.
0:03.0	Over and over again.
0:05.0	Over and over again. over and over again.
0:21.6	Baby you change your mind, oh too many times, over and over again, over and over again.
0:29.6	Hello and welcome to still buffering, a cross-generational guide to the culture that made us.
0:33.6	I'm Sidney McElroy.
0:35.6	And I'm Taylor Smurrow.
0:41.0	Hey, it was a wild weekend.
0:45.6	TikTok giveth and TikTok taketh away.
0:48.0	What did TikTok doeth?
0:52.8	The conspiracy theories, the hope that TikTok gave us. Oh, yeah.
0:54.8	We spent one glorious weekend wandering.
1:00.4	As somebody, not me, I was not clever enough to come up with this, but as somebody said,
1:04.1	we spent a weekend with Schrodinger's president.
1:10.8	I guess I'm just too much of a cynic that I just wouldn't let myself get my hopes up.
1:17.7	And I was like, no, that would, that's just, no.
1:21.7	And not like that would even necessarily be good because then we've got little baby baby man yeah not better i know i mean i understand what you're
1:33.3	saying but like also but still on on a on a deep spiritual level i i need to i need to outlive that
1:43.3	presence on earth.
1:45.7	Like in any moment of darkness, that's one of those little guiding lights that comes up.
1:50.0	Like, well, you can't go yet, buddy, because you can't let that.
1:53.4	You can't go before that guy does.
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