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🗓️ 22 December 2019
⏱️ 6 minutes
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The bois went live on Patreon. They answered your questions about the origin of the podcast, the crazy shit they've seen at frat parties, whether losing a nut is worth a used M3, and a whole lot more.
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0:00.0 | We're starting in January. It's gonna be called no jerk January. Yeah, so January 1st |
0:05.5 | We're starting 2020 no jerk for 31. No jerk. So if you have the sexual intercourse that |
0:12.1 | Still kosher. You're still good on that. You're good. You're good. Michael's gonna be good. Slip and good name right |
0:16.9 | Just like he's trying to start a goddamn fire on his bumble match hold up. Oh my shit |
0:20.7 | I'm gonna be on bumble tinder. Okay, cupid. What happens? What happens if we break it though? |
0:27.8 | We don't |
0:29.8 | We don't okay. Well, what do you call a wet dream? |
0:33.2 | Well, that's that's God's jerk and you all that's fine. It's it's weird. Why jeans are still wild to me |
0:38.4 | I do you can nut hands-free you blue tooth nut dude. You can air pot a nut dude blue tooth nut |
0:45.8 | You can nut no hands and your sleep |
0:50.7 | Dude imagine what that looks like I would love to watch someone do that's the next level of porn |
0:56.0 | Watching someone wet dream |
0:58.2 | Dude girls wet dream like can someone answer that cuz I think they do but it's like not it's a different then I get a little |
1:04.4 | Post down that guy, but I'm saying you wake up. You know, it's crazy. I'm telling you a wet dream |
1:09.5 | You go did I when you pat down you oh, yeah, oh man |
1:13.6 | I don't I I do not remember ever I know I have obviously, but I do not remember like the wetness of it |
1:20.1 | I don't remember like fuck I changed my sheets |
1:22.4 | But hold up. Oh, yeah, I mean it's not great. Okay. I was busted. I was busted blanks for a while |
1:30.2 | Blinks yeah, the wet dreams would no now wet dreams. I was like fucking things and just nothing was coming out for a while |
1:37.8 | Until what eight months like 21 |
1:41.3 | I mean yeah the first time you rub one out is you do get the erection, but nothing's coming out nothing |
1:47.2 | You're like my miss something here. Yeah, I'm trying to clean a keyboard |
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