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Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.87.3K Ratings

🗓️ 22 December 2019

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

The bois went live on Patreon. They answered your questions about the origin of the podcast, the crazy shit they've seen at frat parties, whether losing a nut is worth a used M3, and a whole lot more.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

We're starting in January. It's gonna be called no jerk January. Yeah, so January 1st

0:05.5

We're starting 2020 no jerk for 31. No jerk. So if you have the sexual intercourse that

0:12.1

Still kosher. You're still good on that. You're good. You're good. Michael's gonna be good. Slip and good name right

0:16.9

Just like he's trying to start a goddamn fire on his bumble match hold up. Oh my shit

0:20.7

I'm gonna be on bumble tinder. Okay, cupid. What happens? What happens if we break it though?

0:27.8

We don't

0:29.8

We don't okay. Well, what do you call a wet dream?

0:33.2

Well, that's that's God's jerk and you all that's fine. It's it's weird. Why jeans are still wild to me

0:38.4

I do you can nut hands-free you blue tooth nut dude. You can air pot a nut dude blue tooth nut

0:45.8

You can nut no hands and your sleep

0:50.7

Dude imagine what that looks like I would love to watch someone do that's the next level of porn

0:56.0

Watching someone wet dream

0:58.2

Dude girls wet dream like can someone answer that cuz I think they do but it's like not it's a different then I get a little

1:04.4

Post down that guy, but I'm saying you wake up. You know, it's crazy. I'm telling you a wet dream

1:09.5

You go did I when you pat down you oh, yeah, oh man

1:13.6

I don't I I do not remember ever I know I have obviously, but I do not remember like the wetness of it

1:20.1

I don't remember like fuck I changed my sheets

1:22.4

But hold up. Oh, yeah, I mean it's not great. Okay. I was busted. I was busted blanks for a while

1:30.2

Blinks yeah, the wet dreams would no now wet dreams. I was like fucking things and just nothing was coming out for a while

1:37.8

Until what eight months like 21

1:41.3

I mean yeah the first time you rub one out is you do get the erection, but nothing's coming out nothing

1:47.2

You're like my miss something here. Yeah, I'm trying to clean a keyboard

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