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M.K 0608.

Certificate number 13472.

Stickball.

Now we were largely indoor kids.

Yeah, I mean, you more than me. You think? Well, because when I was a young kid that was, it was, kick

him out of the house era. Well, that's what I had.

I was an indoor kid by nature who had a mom who thought it was not salubrious

to spend a day inside.

By nature, I think I would have stayed inside. You're right. But it was it was

necessary that we be outside and so were you given a time I was often given a time you

you guys have to you guys have to leave the apartment for an hour go run around no

because we lived in in suburbia so it was much more like much more of that sort of

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