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Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning everybody, welcome along to your free podcast for today, Tuesday, the 6th of October.

So here we go. Where do we begin with? Oh, I don't know. Do we begin with compulsive liar?

Or do we begin with the one laughingly called a model who isn't really a model at all?

Well, let's start with the liar. Katie Price, the usual kind of old clap trap. I've been longing to be in true love for so long,

my previous relationships were dress rehearsals. Again, lies, lies, and then there's talentless

lies. Carl Woods is the real deal. You know he's the real deal because she got a tattoo of his face on her arm or something. I don't know where she put it. Who cares?

But bearing of mind, she also had loads of other tattoos from people. She said exactly the same thing.

This is the real deal. Unfortunately, he's too dim to realise that in less than a year, he'll be toast.

And there are no dress rehearsals.

I mean, if there are dress rehearsals, isn't that embarrassing for your children?

I'm terribly sorry, Mummy, we're a dress rehearsal, were we?

You weren't really in love with Daddy, but you've got us.

Well, there you go.

That's Katie Price for you.

A more stupid person person you'd be hard

pushed to find. James Argent turned up on television yesterday. For some reason, he's been

nine months clean and yet decides to tell you all about his sort of his addiction and everything

else, dragging his poor mother onto the television.

And he was talking, I mean, he's lost two stone.

I thought he was huge, absolutely enormous.

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