there are some things that just embody the whole premise of this show that just make me smile

in a very weird and perverse kind of way. I texted about nine friends and I even asked my wife,

set up the scenario. It's real simple. Let's just say you fin to get jumped. Four five dudes,

four five girls, whatever. I don't know. They fin to wear you out. What are the three to four

things you got to make sure you do? I'm going to give you a second to think about it before I give you this answer.

Matter of fact, let's run the theme music before I give it to you.

Hood Politics.

All right. Y'all got y'all answer. I'm pretty sure it's the same because I'm telling you,

it was 100%. All of us had the same answer because this is just how it works. When you're

about to get jumped, we all kind of said basically the same thing.

One of them you need to leave permanently scarred. You got to go ape shit on one of these dudes.

One of these girls, you need to lose your mind. You need to wear that fool.

Like, you need to dog one of these dudes.

It is in hopes that the rest of them maybe think twice, right?

It's a deterrent.

And then cover up your vital organs.

Most of us said this, try to find a wall that you can get up against

because you need to

protect yourself from somebody getting behind you and then look for a way out. Right? You don't just

stand there and get your ass kicked, right? But it's inevitable. You're going to lose this fight. But even if I

lose, these fools need to know at least one of y'all going to remember

this. One of y'all going to walk funny. One of y'all's shoulders is going to pop in and out of place

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