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Voyage to the Stars

Stewtality

Voyage to the Stars

Earwolf

Science Fiction, Fiction, Comedy, Improv

4.71.6K Ratings

🗓️ 12 October 2021

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

Things are looking grim for our pal Stew. Is it time to say goodbye...? With special guest Amy Okuda.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Previously on Voyage to the Stars,

0:03.1

Stu's robotic body seems like it's finally hit a breaking point and has

0:07.8

completely shut down. The crew has taken him to a hospital planet, but things

0:12.9

don't look too good for our janitor. Can Stu be saved? Let's find out on this

0:19.3

Voyage to the Stars.

0:43.3

Voyage to the Stars.

0:49.3

Captain's like, oh man, I'm full screwed right now. They're gonna know. They're

0:56.7

gonna fucking know. Everybody's gonna fucking know. They're gonna know that it was me

0:59.2

and they're gonna be like, you did it. You murdered him and yeah, okay, it's

1:02.3

cool. I murdered a lot of people. I murdered tons of people. Not a big deal,

1:06.5

but your best friend. Tucker, what the fuck, man? Tucker. Jesus, man, what's wrong with you, man? Why? Why did Stu have to make me do that to him?

1:14.7

Oh, man. I gotta keep it together when these other people get around me. They don't

1:20.0

know. I know what I'll do. I'll just play it up real. Like I miss him a lot. That's what I'll do.

1:26.1

Yeah, just play it off. No big deal. Hey, Tucker, I didn't, I don't know why you left me with, you

1:35.3

left me with Nico and she's been, I don't know how many pills she's been popping. I

1:38.6

thought we were in a candy store and she got in the pharmacy somehow. She is so

1:42.7

mad. Feel my tongue. So hairy. Oh boy, so hairy. So how is Stu? He's fine, right? Like we

1:51.6

got a guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's not great, guys. He's not great. What do you mean? Not great?

1:58.3

Well, we've been told. That's two probably won't make it and it's

2:11.8

my fault. We never know why this is your fault, Tucker. And it's worse that you've all said it at

2:21.9

the same time. He's not gonna make it. Why did you kill him? I was trying to figure out

2:26.7

the stuff about those something guys. I was doing the mission. I mean, Stu thought it got the way.

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