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Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Steven Wright

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Team Coco & Earwolf

Comedy

4.857.5K Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2023

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Comedian and author Steven Wright feels anxious about being Conan O’Brien’s friend. Steven sits down with Conan to talk about honing his trademark deadpan humor, debuting on Johnny Carson, and pouring everything he thinks about being alive into his new novel Harold. Plus, Conan tries to make Matt Gourley jealous with an in-person visit to an iconic James Bond filming location. For Conan videos, tour dates and more visit TeamCoco.com.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, my name is Stephen Ryder and I feel...

0:05.7

anxious about being Conan O'Brien's friend.

0:12.0

Fall is new, here and now, back to school, ring the bell,

0:19.4

bend issues, walk in the rules, climb the fence, books and pens,

0:24.6

I can tell where we are going to be friends.

0:28.1

Hey there, welcome to Conan O'Brien needs a friend.

0:37.4

I am the aforementioned Conan O'Brien, famed in song and story and I'm joined, as always,

0:43.3

by Sonom of Sessian.

0:45.1

You could work on that.

0:46.4

And Matt Gourley.

0:47.6

What songs are you famous for being in?

0:49.7

Just songs about me, oh, here becomes, he's the great Conan.

0:52.9

Look, get up from the go, he's the funniest guy in the whole wide world.

0:56.7

The songs that are just sung in general in the popular American catalog.

1:02.1

You know, it's funny, so...

1:03.7

Bums go in, funniest guy.

1:06.6

Mike.

1:07.6

Jesus, a funny, a talk over it.

1:09.6

I was just gonna say, my kids are obsessed with, there's this soccer player named Lucas

1:14.2

Podolsky, do you know who he is, Eduardo?

1:16.2

He played a while ago.

1:17.6

German, right?

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