Steven Randolph

Community Service with Craig Conant

Craig Conant

Comedy

5 • 774 Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2019

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Craig and Steven talk Mexico, diplomatic immunity, and Trader Joe's.

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0:00.0	Stop!
0:02.0	Police!
0:03.0	Oh shit!
0:04.0	We have a hundred to 6.00 in progress of Comosa Beach.
0:08.0	Subject is 25 and appears some shit has been.
0:11.0	Get back here!
0:14.0	Hey, what's up? This is Community Service with Greg Conan.
0:19.0	That's me. Are we on the ones and twos there? It's Community Service with Greg Conant.
0:22.7	That's me.
0:24.8	We on the ones and twos there?
0:28.0	Audio, video, check, mic check.
0:32.1	You look like a Unabomber right now.
0:32.6	Probably.
0:33.0	Anyways.
0:34.2	Hey, what's up?
0:35.5	Welcome to Community Services.
0:36.3	Craig Conant.
0:37.9	This is my man, Stephen Randolph,
0:43.9	my very funny friend. I love him very much. Love you too. And he's just, he's, he, he's a real one.
0:49.9	We're kindred spirits. Live wire. Yeah, man. He's sober. 10 years now. Yeah, almost 11.
0:54.9	Ooh. Shit. Fucking kill me, huh? Yeah. It's not so bad.
0:55.8	Yeah, I'm five and a half years.
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