Hello, Steve. Welcome to the men's room. Hey. Ola! Ola!

So, Steve, who threw the punch?

Some guy at the bar. Some guy at the bar. Why? What happened?

Well, I was there with my girlfriend. Long story short, they were trying to hit on my girlfriend. She told her she had a boyfriend at that time. Still kept hitting on her. I wouldn't confront him. Told them, you know, hey, leave her alone. The biggest of the three decided that he wanted to try to take me outside. Well, little do they know. I've been in karate and Kimpo karate and talk one dose since I'm five.

I've got three black belts.

Oh, God.

Do you explain this to them before you go outside or you just like, all right?

Well, no, they decided they wanted to take me outside.

And two of the gentlemen were telling the other guy not to mess with me due to the call of flower ear.

That is a sign, bro.

I want to take that advice.

So it was a back sis roundhouse

and then laying on the ground,

please show up and put gentlemen in handcuffs.

You actually round housed this ass?

I round housed him.

See, man, I've never seen that in real life.

That'd be cool. Could you hear it when it hit?

Throw like a bat on your skin.

All right.

Okay.

Nice.

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