Steve Takes the Red Pill and We Found the Most Charismatic Human Ever

The Valleycast

Comedy

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 14 August 2024

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Joe and Elliott discovered the most charismatic, perfect entertainer while partaking at the Foo Fighters concert and Steve enters the Matrix. Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Valleyfolk across the digital globe: http://twitter.com/TheValleyfolk http://instagram.com/TheValleyfolk http://facebook.com/TheValleyfolk Follow the group on their personal socials: Joe Bereta: http://twitter.com/JoeBereta http://instagram.com/joebereta Elliott Morgan: http://twitter.com/elliottcmorgan http://instagram.com/elliottmorgan Steve Zaragoza: http://twitter.com/stevezaragoza http://instagram.com/stevezaragoza Kevin Plachy: https://twitter.com/pakkap_ https://www.instagram.com/pakkap Everything you believe about the world is false. Wake up.

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0:00.0	Let's wrap this up guys.
0:03.0	Let's wrap it up.
0:04.0	Let's wrap it up.
0:05.0	Let's wrap it up.
0:08.0	What a ball.
0:09.0	What? Guys, good morning.
0:10.0	Welcome everybody.
0:12.0	Welcome to the Valley Cast. We got a stacked cast.
0:14.4	Stacked. We store. Some would say. That's right. It is. It does seem like a powerhouse, boys a lot of testosterone today going into your ears and onto your eyeballs
0:28.8	Only because of the supplements body stopped making it a long time ago.
0:33.0	That's right.
0:34.0	Me and my friends broke into a veterinary hospital and stole a lot of drugs last night.
0:40.0	It's been a lifesaver. And so Kevin is gonna, Kevin's gonna buy some stuff for me.
0:47.0	Kevin's buying some heartwormed, and I told him if he takes six of them
0:51.0	with one of these green pills that I found.
0:56.2	It should cure everything, every problem he's ever had,
0:59.2	every medical problem.
1:00.2	I'm ready for it.
1:01.2	For you, all right, somebody comes in and they're like,
1:04.0	bam, this is one of those you have to do with scenarios.
1:07.0	This is our hypothetical.
1:08.0	Just some like not so evil trickster, some sort of God just comes in, he's like, you can't leave this room until
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