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Who exactly is running Venezuela this morning?

According to Donald Trump, it's the United States.

According to Little Marco, it's the Venezuelans.

According to Nicholas Maduro's vice president,

a dyed in the wool socialist who blamed his abduction on the Jews, it's her. According to the men

with guns, it's them. But maybe it's me from my secret jungle location. It's January the 5th,

Monday. Happy New Year. This is the warning. America is at war in South America. 150 planes from 22 bases took off. Donald Trump

risked the lives of America's most elite commandos to arrest the president of Venezuela and bring him to the

United States. Let's examine the life cycle. We obliterate the

speedboats in the Southern Caribbean. We don't arrest the low-grade drug traffickers, alleged.

We just kill them. And if there's a shipwrecked survivor, we don't arrest them. We don't bring them to the

United States. We murder them. Or we let them go.

Now, it goes without saying some presidents are luckier than others.

How do you explain the president of Honduras released from federal custody with a Trump pardon, a narcho trafficker,

while the most elite commandos in the American arsenal, their

lives are risked to go arrest another alleged drug trafficker. It doesn't make a lot of sense.

One thing is certainly true. Donald Trump did not care about the lives of the men he ordered

into harm's way for his reality show episode not at all he risked

their lives for soundbites for cable TV hits what has been accomplished there is nothing

but incoherence here's donald there's about 17 billion worth of oil reserves in

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