Ari, it is May and Steve Sarkesian keeps giving us gifts.

Last week, it was a shot at Ole Miss about basket weaving.

This week, he's at the Touchdown Club of Houston, and he mentions a certain team in the state.

So there's a team of the state that plays in another conference that if Sark played his tw's and threes, his team would go undefeated and they make the playoff this year.

Speaking of course, the Big 12 and speaking of course of Texas Tech, which is the favorite to win

the Big 12.

Ari, I love this so much.

The Texas Tech people are mad.

Now the Texas people are mad that the Texas

tech people are mad. Just schedule the game. Let's play it. Andy, heroin is technically a

semi-synthetic drug because it's chemically derived from morphine, which occurs naturally in opium

poppies. This is full synthetic drugs, right? Like, is this like, it's like this is football drugs yes but you know andy

the thing that i love about this specific thing is that we argue and discuss so many different

things about money and scheduling and playoff and blah blah lawyers. This is pure old-fashioned football shit talking.

And it's like, that's what, it's great.

It's great.

And I just, I, there's so much to unpack here.

Before we go stampede on Texas, I want to say one thing.

Well, well, let's, let's first show the response from the former Texas Tech offensive lineman,

who happens to be a billionaire, who happens to be funding the Texas Tech roster right now,

Cody Campbell, who, he tagged on three in this, by the way.

He said, schedule us then. We've been talking about it for years and we are more

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