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Back to the Barre

Steve's Back!

Back to the Barre

Christi Lukasiak & Kelly Hyland

Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.93.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 July 2022

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

On this episode of Back to the Barre, Kelly is operating with a broken hand. Without giving away any spoilers, it’s related to a pair of burst water boobs, and more loosely related to the time she fell into a manhole during filming. She and Christi are reviewing Episode 7 of Dance Moms, Titled “She’s a Fighter.” This was the first episode filmed since the show became a hit and was picked up for a new season, so everyone is about to head out on the road to film for the next six weeks. Their first stop is at a week-long competition which takes place at a casino, and so Abby expects everyone to pack a themed outfit for each day. Melissa discusses her relationship with her late mother, for whom Maddie is dancing in tribute. Abby continues to be unfair (and culturally insensitive) to Nia. It only serves to bring out Nia’s sweet nature, and what would become Holly’s trademark gracious indignation. Vivi continues to foil Cathy’s pretentiousness with her deadpan honesty. Abby’s studio continues to be an unsanitary “shithole,” and Kelly and Christi vow to mention it every episode.

A recurring source of frustration while filming the show was that the moms didn’t get a chance to respond against false accusations–neither from Abby nor from producers. Abby accused them of not paying their bills, and production never showed the women’s response setting the record straight. During confrontations, Abby talked over everyone and walked out before anyone could get a word in. Kelly expresses sadness over the deterioration of her family’s long, close relationship with Abby. Christi says that the show would have been so different if it showed all the light moments they enjoyed, where the girls were just having fun. 

Join the party to find out why Melissa was always telling Maddie to go to the bathroom, why they had to wear the same clothes day after day, and what Holly carried in all of those big bags.

Quotes

“Holly was holding her bag again in Pyramid. I think she doesn’t want to leave it in the den because it’ll end up full of ants. I swear to God.” (13:49-13:59 | Christi)

“Abby says, ‘I’m proud, and I don’t say that often.’ And we’re like, ‘You’re right, you don’t.’ And she’s also proud of the moms because we kept our mouths shut.” (15:00-15:09 | Christi)

“And then we get the interview of Abby, and she’s glowing! And she says, ‘Maddie is doing a breathtakingly beautiful lyrical routine in a stunning white costume.’ I think she creamed her jeans.” (21:50-22:03 | Christi)

“Remember she told me I wasn’t paying my bills? They always cut out our responses. My bill was paid a year in advance.”(28:53-29:04 | Kelly)

“My cousin works for the police, and they were down there because they knew I was on the show, and they said that Abby was such a pain in the ass. She was always calling them there for stupid shit. They think she’s ridiculous.” (29:19-29:41 | Kelly) 

“Abby has her stack of papers. That is her move. She feels important when she comes in with her folder of papers. And she doesn’t let you speak first, she just goes at you, so you don’t have a chance to tell her what you think. She just goes at you with these papers. And when you’re responding to her, she just walks out.”(30:39-30:56 | Christi)

“Vivi is a mood. All day, every day.”(35:01-35:04 | Christi)

“Abby always asks why our kids look dumbfounded. It’s because they have to respond to dumb shit!” (36:43-36:49 | Christi)

“Nobody else would have ever gone up to Abby while she was sleeping and put a gummy worm in her mouth, but my kids were close enough to her that they would do that kind of stuff because they had that kind of relationship. It’s just sad for me to see that we had that kind of relationship in Season 1 and then coming to 2 and 3, that ends. It’s sad.” (49:01-49:20 | Kelly)




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0:00.0

Baby, let's just dance dance, let's just dance. Baby, I just wanna dance dance dance dance dance dance.

0:06.4

Can you feel it? Can you take it? Can you come and freeze it?

0:11.6

All of it, electricity. Do we ride now?

0:15.9

Bop bop bop. Now, turn the volume off.

0:18.5

Now give me a electricity.

0:21.1

Welcome back to the bar. I'm Kristi Kelly and we are...

0:27.6

We need a better intro. Like, where are your favorite partners in the crowd?

0:33.3

I don't get it. Let's be a little cheesy.

0:35.4

We're there's two bitches from that show you just watch back in the day. There we go.

0:39.6

Just the two bitches. Two bitches left.

0:43.2

All right, we have a couple of housekeeping things to get through and then before we even get

0:47.7

into the episode, right before we started recording, Kelly took a hard right turn that we need to talk

0:53.6

about on air. I think I broke my hand. How? Look, it's, it's, can you see it's like black and blue and

1:02.1

swollen? I don't know what I did. I was drunk on Friday night and I sat, I think, I think, I sat

1:11.9

down on the couch and bent back my fingers and I remember saying, oh, that hurt.

1:18.0

And then like the next day I woke up and I couldn't move my fingers.

1:22.1

But it's like the middle of my hand. It's the weirdest. You see that little lump?

1:26.8

Yes. You need to go get medical attention. Oh, I'm just going to live through it.

1:31.9

Kelly, you broke your hand by sitting on it. Yeah, it's my fat ass.

1:38.2

Maybe I should go on a diet. You might be the only person on the planet that's ever broke

1:43.4

their hand by sitting on. Yeah. Well, let me just tell you, taking notes for the episode was not

1:48.4

very easy because it's my right hand and I'm right handed. Oh my God, I'm going to have to take

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