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From Hollywood, California by way of the Broken Skull Ranch.

This is the Steve Austin Show.

Give me a hell yeah.

Oh, yeah!

Now here's Steve Austin.

All right, everybody working to Steve Austin, chill why I'm coming to the main streets of Los Angeles, California today.

I'm sitting in my office at 316 Gimmick Street with my right arm at a sling. I am five days removed from

having my rotator cuff prepared on the 20th of April and I've got five holes

of my shoulder. There's about three stitches in every hole and arms in a little bit of pain,

the shoulder's in a little bit of pain, but other than that I'm getting along fairly well

just learning how to do everything with my left hand which has met with some challenges

but nothing that I haven't been able to overcome just yet.

Interesting story last night I was sitting in bed drinking a glass of wine and I had the glass of

wine sitting basically on my leg and on a pillow shifted the wrong way and

when I shifted the wrong way I dumped about four ounces of red wine on my laptop computer and completely immersing all the buttons on the computer.

So I jump up real quick, or as quick as I can with one arm,

flip my computer upside down to drain the red wine out of it,

and make my way into the kitchen. I pat the computer on the back like I'm trying to burp a baby and bring this thing back to life and get all the liquid from going into all the electronic stuff.

Well, then I turned it back over and started wiping it

down and getting it clean but the damage had already been done. The red wine

had already penetrated all of the little electronic stuff in there and when I woke up this

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