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🗓️ 4 February 2024
⏱️ 116 minutes
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0:00.0 | Have you seen Bert? He cut sugar out. |
0:02.0 | Sugar and grains, baby. Cut them out. |
0:05.0 | Here's the thing too, late at night. |
0:07.0 | That's why you have GERD. |
0:09.0 | I used to have to... |
0:10.0 | Listen to me, dude. |
0:11.0 | I used to throw a word. I used to throw it, it's a perfect word for gird I mean you want to know why I'm a gird |
0:18.9 | gird yeah gird and gout I mean I should be your next special. Yeah. Gurd from gird to gout. |
0:28.8 | Gird to gout. Dude. |
0:30.6 | Pop the bottom. I don't take I I used to have peps it with me, take two or three a night, |
0:36.0 | because I would wake, look gird, and I'd wake up. |
0:40.0 | Yeah, it hurts my throat, dude. It burns my esophagus. |
0:44.0 | I don't take any anymore, dude. |
0:46.0 | Why? Because I stopped eating that, it was food. |
0:49.0 | When I got that surgery, I couldn't eat any of that. |
0:52.0 | So I just eliminated it. |
0:54.0 | So now, I, once in a while, I'll have some type of stupid thing at night, |
0:59.4 | you know what I mean? |
1:00.8 | But I try, like tonight, I'm gonna have a piece of chicken when I go home. Okay. That's what I was gonna ask you Bobby all right. Yeah. So I ate it five |
1:08.4 | Five yeah, so five so you know what you're telling me right now I got a go I got to drive 40 minutes home after we're done with this yeah and then just go into bed and go to sleep |
1:16.7 | No, do you have any hungry? What am I an immigrant? Why are you getting mad at me? I didn't give you fun. I got to go to bed hungry? |
1:25.2 | Yeah baby, we're starting the podcast right now. |
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