I can't pull this off my heart and sometimes I get stuck if you want my heart, I'll squirm my heart, I'll buy out a fake

Baby, just ask me

I'm Claire and I'm Ashley and this is the Liberty Memoir Book Club

Welcome to the Christmas Special

Well, this is not the Christmas Special, I mean, is this the episode coming out close to the Christmas?

Yeah, but I thought next week we were doing like an end of your special

Yeah, the end of the year special, this is our Christmas Special

Oh, I'm really upset about the book we've picked for Christmas then

I know, I was trying to like, in my brain really quickly figure out how I could turn this as a Christmas episode

And I was like, I guess I would say this is our gift to you because Lord knows that we did not enjoy doing it

I'll just up top be like, we... I know I've gotten in trouble for yelling at listeners

And I know I've gotten in trouble for being angry on the cast

But I do want to say I love you guys and that is proof by the fact that me and Ashley read this book that was recommended by a lot of TikTok people

I've never hated anything more of my life but I got through it and I'm going to do my best to like, not turn this into a hate sash

Yeah, I want this to not be a hate crime but I do think it would... we have every right to make it such

And I do love you guys, you're my Christmas gift, I'm Jewish but we have eight listeners and one of you guys for each night of Hanukkah, I really appreciate it

Oh my god, Ashley, well yeah, I'm more of your week this week

This week, I would call my week on again, off again

I've been in many on again, off again relationships and I'm currently in one with dating apps

I'm just like, are you dating? Like, where have I, I know I was like busy one day

But I was like, did she start and start a boyfriend in that one day that I had a work thing?

I am just like very sick of them in this weird, okay, so here's the problem

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