Steve Martin and Martin Short

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Team Coco & Earwolf

Comedy

4.8 • 59.3K Ratings

🗓️ 21 August 2023

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Martin Short feels duped about being Conan O’Brien’s friend. Steve Martin feels sad about being Conan O’Brien’s only friend. Martin and Steve sit down to talk with Conan about his cameo appearance in their live show, season 3 of Only Murders in the Building, the origin of their working partnership, and run-ins with Elvis and Frank Sinatra. For Conan videos, tour dates and more visit TeamCoco.com. This episode was recorded on 5/17/2023.

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0:00.0	Hi, my name is Martin Short, and I feel duped about being Conan O'Brien's friend.
0:12.0	Hi, my name is Steve Martin, and I feel sad about being Conan O'Brien's only friend.
0:21.0	Fall is here, here and now, back to school, ring the bell, bend his shoes, walk him loose, climb the fence, books and pans.
0:31.0	I can tell that we are gonna be friends.
0:35.0	I can tell that we are gonna be friends.
0:40.0	Hey there, welcome to Conan O'Brien's Needs A Friend, and no, Sonna was not just punching me before she fled back to her chest.
0:47.0	You swatted her elbow first.
0:49.0	Yeah, you did. You scooted over.
0:51.0	No, I was trying to help her.
0:53.0	She seemed unsteady, and I would never swat at anyone.
0:57.0	She seemed unsteady, and I was helping her adjust herself in her seat.
1:03.0	Oh, oh, okay. I didn't realize this.
1:05.0	I think you're just angry. I was talking about how many cups you had.
1:07.0	You didn't realize there was a mark over here.
1:09.0	Yeah, that's right. Get ready. This guy's work.
1:11.0	Listen, there was some shenanigans just before the podcast started.
1:15.0	Maybe I took a swing at Sonna's shoulder, slightly missed it, and then she needed to retaliate.
1:23.0	And then, of course, teacher, teacher, I saw what happened.
1:26.0	I did see what happened.
1:27.0	From Mr. Matt Gourley over here.
1:28.0	I did, and I tell the truth.
1:29.0	I appreciate it.
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