Miss Fit toys.

Doug hates candy wrap or screaming baby sticky seats with 50-as-and-pop or hurdles in his teeth

They're still not warm that he won't sleep a cup of food

Hey, hey, hey everybody my name is Doug and I love movies

This is Doug watch movies

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Monday, November 7th 2016, who is not going to sleep tonight or possibly for the rest of our lives?

No, a better question is who's got name tags? Where are my name tags at tonight?

We've got a few. I love that this is this election doesn't have you you know so been out of shape that you can't make a name tag or two.

I mean they're not the most creative ones I've seen in a while but I like the big Captain America comic but what's all over it?

One of those things on it they're all different candies.

All right just in time for Halloween left over Halloween shit and then we got Sean's labyrinth that's fun instead of pans.

What's this thing up front here? Yeah, Mr. Smith goes to Washington.

Mr. Smith goes to Douglas movies and your last name is Smith. There you go.

Way to go champ. You did it. There's a dirty rod and scoundrels thing over there right?

Would you change it to? Laura rod and scoundrels?

Oh okay. Where are you from Lata? Sweden! Are you visiting? Live here now?

Okay. I don't know why I got so much less interested in Lata when she admitted that she lives here. Live here for good?

Who knows? Okay. You like it though? Yeah. Can't beat this weather tonight.

This is a guy fucking fanning himself over there. That's how hot it is in California on this election eve.

And I got to give props real quick to Alonzo who wrote Alonzo on a piece of paper.

You're in the fight man. I think you have a shot. Don't you worry about it.

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