The Hello and welcome the citation needed the podcast where we choose a subject read a

single article about it on Wikipedia and pretend we're experts because this is the

internet and that's how it works now I'm Eli Bosnick and I'll be the brilliant genius at the heart and soul of this company,

but I'll need some people to do the work. First up, two men who miss when the only games their phone played were snake and not

texting people back, Tom and he. Snake is still the only game my phone plays, thank you.

And I,

can believe you on third.

There it is, yeah.

And also joining us tonight, two guys who are still just excited that the phone is cordless

Cecil and Noah. Well yeah but phone calls sounded warmer on vinyl right? Right?

Absolutely yeah and that was also a tremendous upgrade to my pager when they went cordless.

Thank you very much.

Yeah.

Amazing.

I did.

You could eat me and 911, call me back.

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