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🗓️ 16 April 2023
⏱️ 184 minutes
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0:00.0 | I came here because you're going to get killed. |
0:24.4 | Your computer is going to fail. |
0:26.6 | You've got a college and university advisory board telling you they need a powerful workstation |
0:31.5 | for 2 to 3,000. |
0:33.0 | You price next at 6,500 and that doesn't include the optional $3,000 hard drive which people |
0:38.1 | will discover is an optional because the optical disk is too weak to do anything and the $2,500 |
0:44.0 | laser printer brings the total $12,000. |
0:47.2 | In the entire world you're the only person that cares that it's housed in a perfect cube. |
0:52.6 | You're going to get killed. |
0:54.4 | When I came here to stay next to you, that happens because that's what friends do. |
0:59.0 | That's what men do. |
1:00.5 | I don't need your pass. |
1:02.8 | We go back so don't talk to me like I'm other people. |
1:05.2 | I'm the only one that knows that this guy here is someone you invented. |
1:10.0 | I'm standing by you because that perfect cube that does nothing is about to be the single |
1:15.6 | biggest failure in the history of podcasting. |
1:20.1 | Tell me something else I don't know. |
1:22.4 | You added one extra word. |
1:23.8 | What's that? |
1:24.8 | It's just tell me something. |
1:25.8 | Oh no, you did. |
1:26.8 | You got a perfect. |
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