Podcast One presents the Steve Austin Show Classics.

All right, everybody, welcome to the Steve Austin show.

Obviously, this is Steve Austin coming to you from Mexico.

And I got headaches, hassles, and horse shit right off the get-go.

This show is going to be a moving pluster fuck. But that being said, I am not

going to push the stop button. I'm just going to motor right through this motherfucker. So if it

sounds like shit, if there's hymn and hauling and pauses and pieces of paper moving and shit

like that, bear with me. Because i got a little mobile kit i'm traveling

with to do this show and uh the guy was going to give me the 4-1-1 on this thing before i left

but the program's hadn't loaded up so i'm trying to do this some bitch by myself and i got to open all

these boxes up and got to hit these buttons and i got a red light flashing and these little green things are moving up and down on the page and shit I'm I think I'm going to be able to send this motherfucker but anyway it is what it is and I'm going for the damn fence man I got three guys on I'm swinging for the fence grand slam but nonetheless shit man I'm going for the damn fence, man. I got three guys on. I'm swinging for the fence, grand slam.

But nonetheless, shit, man, I'm happy doing well.

And while I'm doing well, let me bust into that right now.

I was about to go sleep last night, about 12.30 midnight.

Now, I'd be goddamn if it didn't feel like somebody just drove into the side of the building for about two, two and a half seconds.

The fucking earthquake.

And shit, I ain't been in a whole lot of earthquakes.

That might have been my second or third one.

I'm from South Texas.

Man, I'm used to hurricanes and tornadoes.

And those are some devastating motherfuckers in their own right.

But when the ground starts cracking and crumbling and shit starts falling, it's a whole

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