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Guaranteed Human.

Yes, yes, yes.

All of you will open your prank books to,

Captain 9, verse 12.

Yes, you will look and see.

Well, let's do it this way.

It is his birthday.

I love him dearly.

And what better way than to celebrate his birthday than playing a prank that I pranked on him? What better way to do it? So ladies and gentlemen, this right here is when the nephew pranks the uncle. I almost lost my job this day. Y'all take a listen.

What is you saying? I'm saying to you right now that he's telling on everybody. He's snitching on everybody. That ain't got nothing to do with me, man. That ain't my book. That's his fucking book. Put him on the phone there. I'll tell him. I don't know he's scared of Steve. He ain't writing about you. He did. He told He didn't told on me. He didn't told on all my boys. He's telling on everybody, man. Hey, dog, his book ain't got nothing to do with you, man. No, no, no, but his book do got something to do with me. Because everything that Steve doesn't learn if he was growing up from the hood, telling on everybody. And I'm tired of this. He ought to go somewhere and sit down. Hey, no, you got to get right with your girl.

Listen, if he's schooling my girl, he ain't got no business coming in my house, in my car, telling every thing. Hello. Hello. Hello. Who is this? Who is this? Hold on, man. This Steve Harvey. Who is this? This is Chuck P.

Man.

Listen here, man.

Okay, I was on the phone with your nephew, and I'm just saying this to you, Steve.

Okay?

All love to you, dude. I see you on the front of essence. I see you on the family feud on your radio show. So why don't you go somewhere and sit out and quit telling on everybody?

And I mean this on everything, Steve.

I'm right in the car with my family.

I'm going to turn my radio off. and sit out and quit telling on everybody. But I mean this on everything, Steve.

I'm right in the car with my family. I'm going to turn my radio off because you're telling game. We grew up sticking together. If I run in a little game to make my ends meet or whatever it is, that's my business. You ain't got that business telling on me. Hold on, hold on. Hold on. Oh, wait a minute. First of all, I don't know who you are.

I know you don't, don't know who you are.

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