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The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

Steve Carell | Large And In Charles

The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

CBS

News, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, News Commentary, Tv & Film

4.41.6K Ratings

🗓️ 15 September 2022

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

Stephen looks at some of the strange rituals that accompany a change of monarch in the United Kingdom, and the CEO of MyPillow has found it hard to run his company after the FBI seized his phone. Our buddy Steve Carell takes time out of his Late Show appearance to perform opposite Stephen Colbert in a scene from a brand new theatrical drama in the latest edition of our segment, “Too Much Exposition Theatre.” And can Steve Carell and Stephen Colbert go a full 30 seconds without saying anything funny to each other? The odds are against it. Check out Carell’s work in his new series, “The Patient,” streaming now on Hulu. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The monopoly game is back at McDonald's, and guess what? It's still twice as nice, because

0:04.6

with double peel, you can peel on pack. Then peel again on the McDonald's app, to when

0:08.8

prizes like, brand new mini-electrics, lovely McDonald's food, HP-ONMEN gaming laptops,

0:14.4

to be holiday vouchers, a thousand pounds in cash, plus tons of other incredible prizes.

0:19.4

18 plus UK only selected items, subjects of serving times and availability, and 17th

0:26.0

October. Game plan, prize claims, may require McDonald's app, seemingly rules.co.uk.

0:56.0

Next Monday, people are already lining up for kilometers to give their respects. That's

1:02.0

why it's always worth it to spring for the fast pass, okay? Trust me, you can hit up Space Mountain,

1:10.8

you hit up Space Mountain while you wait to pay your tribute. Elizabeth II was the longest

1:18.3

training monarch in British history, providing comfort to Britain for over 70 years.

1:22.5

She helped the country weather several financial crises, joining and leaving the European Union,

1:27.6

and of course Ed Sheeran's reign of terror. Folksy, there's folksy reign of terror.

1:38.2

Much of the UK is in mourning and stateside we're handling things in our own way.

1:43.1

We will have complete coverage all morning long on the Today Show and we'll be looking for you then,

1:48.0

but Maria tonight, it's about the NFL take off on our Plaza. Check this out!

1:59.2

My little man, right?

2:05.6

And the canyon. Might seem like a bit of a jarring transition,

2:08.6

but when you think about the NFL's a lot like the monarchy, they both take forever.

2:12.8

They both have a lot of weird rules and there's a surprising amount of tacky jewelry.

2:18.8

Now, when this is true, when a monarch dies, there's a ton of official protocol.

2:27.2

Some of it's pretty weird, like how the royal bead keeper had to inform the Queen's bees

2:34.8

at the Queen had died.

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