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🗓️ 14 May 2024
⏱️ 37 minutes
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0:47.0 | Thank you, everybody. |
0:52.0 | Please have a scene, ladies and gentlemen welcome welcome one and all to the late show I'm your host Stephen Colbert and you are here my friends |
1:02.0 | You are here for a very special show because tonight is my 60th birthday. |
1:07.0 | Fun fact, fun fact, I am now the same age that Ian McKellen was when he was cast as |
1:16.1 | Gandolf. And I feel fine about that. He was Gandolf the Gray. I am Stephen the very white. In honor of |
1:27.3 | my birthday this weekend the skies all over the northern hemisphere were |
1:30.1 | lit up by the Aurora, look at the Aurora Borealis so beautiful this extra vivid display |
1:37.1 | was caused by a massive solar storm in which large explosive bursts from the sun |
1:41.4 | started slamming into earth or to put that in layman's |
1:44.8 | terms God was on shrooms and was hankering for a little laser Zeppelin. |
1:52.2 | The lights were so bright they could be seen as far south |
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